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			<title>QR Codes successes</title>
			<link>http://www.newtribez.net/Gregg/blog/qr-codes-successes/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>As with any marketing concept / innovation much can be learned and applied from the examination of what others have done successfully. This is particu</p>...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As with any marketing concept / innovation much can be learned and applied from the examination of what others have done successfully. This is particularly the situation with new innovations where few are embracing the innovation and are therefore are not delivering the associated benefits. By leveraging off existing technologies the implementation of QR Codes can offer small businesses / musicians cost-effective alternatives to established marketing strategies.<br /><br />The Deardorff Family Farms are set to become the first strawberry growers that will place QR Codes on their packaging. On scanning the QR Code you will be directed to a dedicated page that will provide strawberry information, videos and material related to strawberries. The strategy here is not to simply direct the scanner to their web site but to specific pages set up to meet the specific demand. <br /><br />One significant benefit here is that the packaging can be generic but the web page amened to meet the demands of the time. The page could be procedurally changed to reflect the availability of different varieties, their potential uses and specials or competitions to engage and maintain customer interest.<br /><br />Alternatively by having the QR Code direct the scanner to a specific profile on a social networking site you can leverage off the social network to promote interaction and participation with your company. The Red Blossom Farms of California use QR Codes to take consumers to their company&rsquo;s website where they will be exposed to promotions, contests and recipes.<br /><br />I have used strawberry growers to illustrate that regardless of your industry there are potential benefits for almost any business including musicians to implement QR Codes. They offer an innovative cost effective means of increasing exposure, enhancing the delivery of accurate information, of increasing social and community interaction all from the use of existing technology. Further it can be done relatively quickly and without a steep learning curve.<br /><br />Aware of the increasing need for small business to gain the upper hand on their corporate competitors and because of our belief in the real potential innovative benefits that QR Codes can offer we have included QR Code generation facilities on NewTribeZ. <br /><br />The NewTribeZ QR Code page is available to all NewTribeZ Premium Members free of charge.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:59:11 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Greg Gibson</dc:creator>
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			<title>LeBehoc spray paints his cows</title>
			<link>http://www.newtribez.net/Gregg/blog/lebehoc-spray-paints-his-cows/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Imagine you live on a dairy farm miles away from anywhere. You make great cheese, but you can&rsquo;t afford a sales and marketing team. The solution? Bring</strong></p>...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Imagine you live on a dairy farm miles away from anywhere. You make great cheese, but you can&rsquo;t afford a sales and marketing team. The solution? Bring the customers to you.</strong></p><br /><p>French dairy farmer and cheese maker Gildas LeBehoc is doing just that by using smart phone technology.</p><br /><p>Every morning, LeBehoc spray paints his cows with a QR Code, a two dimensional &lsquo;quick response&rsquo; code that can be read by a smart phone. The code is linked to a simple online game, whose prize is a free sample of LeBehoc&rsquo;s products or a T-shirt.</p><br /><p>The response to the marketing experiment has been overwhelming, with customers scaling fences and dodging cowpats for a shot at the game.</p><br /><p>This amazing but true story is taken as reported on page 40 of the February / March issue of &ldquo;Australian Dairy Foods&rdquo;.</p><br /><p>We are not suggesting that you spray your cows but given that this novel implementation is working for Gildas LeBehoc possibly you should consider using QR Codes in your next venture. In order to assist you implement the technology NewTribeZ now has an application page devoted to QR Codes and generating QR Codes.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 08:46:53 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Greg Gibson</dc:creator>
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			<title>Making Contact With Whales</title>
			<link>http://www.newtribez.net/toneza/blog/making-contact-with-whales/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><span><strong><em><span>It</span> takes more than one incarnate to run a whale ~</em></strong><strong> </strong><strong>a group soul ~ always remember that when you are contacting cetaceans what you are reaching out to i</strong></span></p>...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span><strong><em><span>It</span> takes more than one incarnate to run a whale ~</em></strong><strong> </strong><strong>a group soul ~ always remember that when you are contacting cetaceans what you are reaching out to is a portion of yourself ~ be of a playful nature in discovering this portion of yourself for play iz much closer to the whale reality ~ therefore, it can be the beginnings of a common language ~ always see them as a part of you ~ treat them as respected Elders ~ this does not mean distance yourself from them but know that there is much they can teach you ~ some of it may be conscious and some may be unconscious ~ they have been looking for quite some time to find willing humans to engage in learning, growing, and play ~~ </strong></span></p><br /><p><span><strong><em>I</em></strong><strong>t is actually very, very easy to make contact with the whales ~ whale consciousness is not bound by time and space ~ to some degree it iz even more easy to contact them than dolphins ~ since these Elders from the First World have been here for so long their frequency has become background noise ~ their frequency is very easily hooked into ~ simply before you go to sleep at night imagine the great body of a whale, itz vastness, itz smoothness, and itz wise and gentle eyes ~ imagine youself with it swimming in a deep ocean ~ feel the smoothness of its body as it passes through the water swimming gently ~ become a whale in your imagination ~ this will open the doors necessary for you to begin communication with this&nbsp;sentient being ~ communication will most likely first occur in the dream state ~ you may not even recognize it as communication from the whales for it may take different form in the dream ~&nbsp;i would suggest that before anyone does&nbsp;a project of communicating with whales physically that you first do this exercise if possible, for months before you go to sleep ~ then go out in the field ~ or those of you who wish to explore this form of profound communication you are in for some wonderful and&nbsp;miraculous surprises!~~</strong></span></p>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Tony Fields</dc:creator>
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			<title>Dolphin Consciousness</title>
			<link>http://www.newtribez.net/toneza/blog/dolphin-consciousness/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><strong></strong>&nbsp;</p><br /><p><strong><span>Dolphin Consciousness</span></strong></p><br /><p><strong><span>&nbsp;</span></strong></p><br /><p><span><span><strong><span>I&rsquo;ve seen numerous statistics on whale and dolphin brains, unfortunately these are the kinds of statistics that people get e</span></strong></span></span></p>...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong></strong>&nbsp;</p><br /><p><strong><span>Dolphin Consciousness</span></strong></p><br /><p><strong><span>&nbsp;</span></strong></p><br /><p><span><span><strong><span>I&rsquo;ve seen numerous statistics on whale and dolphin brains, unfortunately these are the kinds of statistics that people get emotional about and hence tend to exaggerate ~ several smart science authors I trust have repeated this general point ~ neuron counts in the neocortex are about ten times higher in humans than chimps, about the same in humans and bottlenosed dolphins, and some whales have up to ten times as many as humans ~ of course neurons have synapses, around 5000 per in humans (increasing with age) and I haven&rsquo;t seen numbers on cetacean or sirenian synapse counts ~~</span></strong></span></span></p><br /><p><span><span><strong>&nbsp;</strong></span></span></p><br /><p><span><span><strong><span>What &lsquo;consciousness&rsquo; is, of course, is not a question we have one solid answer to ~ symbolic reasoning may be a better characteristic to consider ~ those who argue against animal reasoning typically cite primate research and ignore dolphin research ~ dolphins have certainly been shown to have the capability of understanding sentence structure and prepositional relations ~~</span></strong></span></span></p><br /><p><span><span><strong>&nbsp;</strong></span></span></p><br /><p><span><strong><span><span>For me, <span>if the preponderance of </span><span>evidence suggests that whales and dolphins may be conscious, we shouldn&rsquo;t be murdering them ~ since we can identify the neocortex as the seat of consciousness, or at least symbolic reasoning, and we can observe a rough correlation between cortical complexity and behavioral complexity I think it&rsquo;s rather obvious that we should look before we leap/kill for the two classes of animals with neocortices similar in complexity to humans ~ dolphins and whales ~~</span></span></span></strong></span></p>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 12:33:04 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Tony Fields</dc:creator>
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			<title>Whales and Dolphins are Smarter Than Us.</title>
			<link>http://www.newtribez.net/toneza/blog/whales-and-dolphins-are-smarter-than-us/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;</p><br /><p><span>After millions and millions years of evolution these biological entities have developed sentience and forms of intelligence that reach far beyond ou</span></p>...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;</p><br /><p><span>After millions and millions years of evolution these biological entities have developed sentience and forms of intelligence that reach far beyond our limited linear processing and intellectualized reality paradigms.</span></p><br /><p><span>Whales and dolphins have evolved sensory apparatus for millions of millennia and have had free reign on our water planet, an abundance of food, no predators for the most part and their primary activities consist of playing, eating and&nbsp;sex ~ hmm, not a bad life after all lol ~~&nbsp;</span></p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><br /><p><span>Our aquatic cousins have lived in perfect harmony and balance for eons of time ~ maybe we can learn something from them but the fact of the matter is we know next to nothing about this sublime species of mammal that chose to leave the land and go into the ocean nearly fifty million years ~~</span></p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><br /><p><span>Cetaceans possess consciousness on an entirely different level than humans ~ their complex brains and stems are larger and more convoluted than ours ~ neurophysiologists believe that indicates high intelligence&nbsp;and&nbsp;although humans have been unable to establish a way of speaking to dolphins, some captive dolphins have learned over fifty human words ~~</span></p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><br /><p><span>Cetaceans evolved the ability to be completely aware of every moment of their existence through the biological imperative, breathing ~ they are conscious breathers and have the capability of shutting down portions of their large brains in order to rest ~&nbsp;you might say they've developed the ability to be half asleep while the other half keeps an eye out and surfaces to take the next gulp of air ~ that means for the most part they are totally present and aware all the time ~~</span></p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><br /><p><span>We humans struggle against all kinds of distractions and only end up with something like 10% cognitive awareness even on a good day ~ the rest of the time we are simply walking in our sleep ~ unconscious of the world around us even while we drive a car ~~</span></p><br /><p><span>Cetaceans have developed ways and means to deal with a much wider spectrum of waveforms/frequencies than we can even imagine ~ these subtle realms are beyond our ability to measure and for the most part itz beyond our general comprehension ~ itz been speculated by a few forward thinkers that cetaceans have access to other dimensions of existence beyond our restricted notions of a fixed universe of time and space ~~</span></p><br /><p><span>Mathematic models demonstrate multiple dimensions of nine, twenty-seven, sixty-four and more ~ some even describe thousands of possible dimensions while others advocate an infinite number of alternative realities or a multiverse ~ the really kewl part about this is that dolphins and whales seem to have accessed these realms from a nonintellectual approach ~~</span></p><br /><p><span>Their intelligence seems to stem from the heartbrain ~ that is to say that&nbsp;they understand and react to the world around them from an intuitive based intelligence that has demonstrated itself to go far beyond what is considered simply instinctual&nbsp;~ they've given us evidence of a high social order with vast and complex communication systems and they've demonstrated empathic and telepathic abilities as well as hints of intelligence beyond our capacity to even measure ~ therefore it would make sense that they operate on an entirely different level of consciousness than humans ~~</span></p><br /><p><span>Scientists, using their precious logic systems to measure intelligence&nbsp;have&nbsp;so far only tried to talk down to this species ~ if anything cetaceans demonstrate what many believe is the next step in our human evolution&nbsp;and it's our task to raise our level of awareness before communication may be possible ~ the inherent tools we have for this are intuition and imagination,&nbsp;both of which have been sorely underestimated in our society ~~</span></p><br /><p><span><span>There's clear evidence that whales and dolphins &nbsp;have been trying to help us ~ many people who've been in the water with dolphins have reported an exhilaration of mind and a quickening of spirit unlike anything else ~ many have felt entire perceptual shifts and healing sensations on the subtle levels of their energy bodies and it's believed that the dolphins quite naturally balance the energy centers known as Chakras and by doing so open up our expansive levels of consciousness ~~</span></span></p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><br /><p><span><span>Their influence goes beyond physical contact as well&nbsp;and have infiltrated our cultural matrix over the past half-century ~ we see them portrayed as having intelligence in popular movies like 'Free Willy' and 'Castaway' ~~</span></span></p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><br /><p><span>Such synchronicities are not to be ignored and it indicates we're moving towards a new understanding of the world and ourselves and indicates that we may now be ready to accept that another sentient race besides our own inhabits this water planet ~ in doing so I believe it will help us realize the interconnectivity of all life on this precious planet ocean.</span></p><br /><p><span>We've been laboring in this birthing process for over fifty years and the cetaceans are undoubtedly acting as our midwives to this next level of thinking and being ~ they're showing us that higher consciousness is as available as the air we breathe ~ it's simply a matter to live and breathe consciously ~&nbsp;&nbsp;and remember to smile while you're at it hehehe</span></p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 09:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Tony Fields</dc:creator>
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			<title>Messages Beamed to me by The Great White Whale Spirit</title>
			<link>http://www.newtribez.net/toneza/blog/messages-beamed-to-me-by-the-great-white-whale-spirit/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;</p><br /><p><strong><span>Humankind lives in a universe conditioned by, and centered around, your perceptions and assumptions ~ all people together create the consensual worl</span></strong></p>...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;</p><br /><p><strong><span>Humankind lives in a universe conditioned by, and centered around, your perceptions and assumptions ~ all people together create the consensual world, as a psychic hologram, a three-dimensional mind-picture of great complexity but no one creates it alone because it is a group project ~~ &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></strong></p><br /><p><strong><span>W</span></strong><strong><span><span>hales can shift from one group mind to another and thereby to another dimension or universe ~&nbsp;they move into permanent altered states, relative to our present consensual or collective world-picture ~ dream places and events are also real but simply of shorter time duration and affect only&nbsp;their real dream bodies ~~ </span></span></strong></p><br /><p><strong><span><span>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span></strong></p><br /><p><span><span><strong>Mind creates objects, objects create space and changes in those objects create time ~ time is not absolutely real, but only relatively so ~ time does not pass ~ in pure mind it does not even exist ~ a will that is strong enough can overcome time itself as the ancient Eastern sages have demonstrated ~~ </strong></span></span></p><br /><p><span><span><strong>&nbsp;</strong></span></span></p><br /><p><span><span><strong>The Whale Spirit&nbsp;tells us&nbsp;that humankind&nbsp;is always producing pictures we call the world, the moon and the stars ~ when we say pictures, we don&rsquo;t just mean what you humans would call a visual picture ~ we mean a picture that is three-dimensional and includes all the senses that you know ~ some of you know 5 senses, some of you know 6 or 7, or more ~ but the picture that is called the world, is designed to integrate with all your senses, to include them, to work with them ~ unconscious picture-production is instant ~ actually the process of perception/creation takes about 1/50,000 of a second but for your purposes it is instant ~ it is then neurologically transferred into your inner image of that person or place or situation or thing ~ and therefore, that person, place or thing is within you ~ and without you that particular situation would not exist ~ you are the perceptive center of the entire universe ~ without you the entire universe as you know it would not exist&nbsp;~~</strong></span></span></p><br /><p><span><span><strong>&nbsp;</strong></span></span></p><br /><p><span><span>&nbsp;</span></span><span><span><strong>Humankind</strong></span></span><span><span><strong>&nbsp;have known particles of love, atoms of love, sometimes molecules of love ~ when you understand that love is an ocean and you have found ways to co-operate with it, and never resist it, then you will be eternal beings, and photomorphic (the morphing affect of Light on organisms) ~~&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</strong></span></span></p><br /><p><span><span><strong>&nbsp;</strong></span></span></p><br /><p><span><span><strong>&nbsp;</strong></span></span></p><br /><p><strong><span><span><strong>...We are here to accelerate that process in you, as well as in ourselves ~ we are all photomorphs, but we decide to live in various temples or habitations for certain periods of time ~ as far as external temples, we whales no longer have them because the whole world is our temple ~ as far as external books and scrolls, we no longer have need of those ~ we do not regard them as sacred, intrinsically, because the writing is on our hearts and minds ~ az far as prophets, saints and sages, we are all trying to be those things ~~&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</strong></span></span></strong></p><br /><p><strong><span><span><strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </strong></span></span></strong></p><br /><p><strong><span><span><strong>...Us whales know that our origins are earthly in the sense that our bodies are designed from earthly prototypes ~ as such, our cellular make-up has not fully escaped contamination by the Earth experiments ~ yet as mind, we share a memory link or network with our own ancestors who are the Old Ones at the center of the galaxy ~~ &nbsp;</strong></span></span></strong></p><br /><p><strong><span><span><strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </strong></span></span></strong></p><br /><p>We live in a deeper level of reality than most of the life forms on Earth and we understand the larger picture ~ we are masters of expanded states of awareness which include more complex dimensions beyond your own ~ within these realms we see sub-atomic particles as part of a greater whole which is holographic and indivisible ~ we are involved in examining multiform pictures that we create and that are also created by you ~ we understand how these pictures create reality on Earth and we experience these images while awake and while in dreamtime ~ for us, the line between the two states is very tenuous az we reside within a peaceful, tranquil, and surrealistic state ~~</p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><br /><p><span><strong><span>...By having our mind clear and blank we can hear and examine messages from the greater universe ~ in this way we can re-formulate, re-invent and re-create reality ~ this creation begins with pure Light, which vibrates like music ~ it has harmonics and frequencies just like music and as whales we hear it singing to us ~ matter dissolves into octaves of Light and it is from this Light that all is created ~~ &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></strong></span></p><br /><p><span><strong><span>...Most human minds are filled with thoughts ~ thinking continuously has led to confusion and blocked out the true state of bliss ~ we do not experience this confusion ~ we remain in a state of love ~ in our presence, you experience that love ~ it is your nature also and that is why you are drawn to us ~ for that reason, and also because we have a mutual purpose on Mother Earth ~ we are all here as caretakers for this very special planet ~ you are here to preserve and work with the physical matter of this planet and to spiritualize it ~ we work with grid lines and meridians, with energy fields and basic spiritual energy patterns that ensure unity among all life forms ~~ &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></strong></span></p><br /><p><span><span><span><strong>...We encourage you to come together with us and use us as an example ~ as you swim in the ocean and see our form, realize that these images are not who we are ~ we are much more ~ we are interacting with you in a way that is much larger than physical form ~ we are mirrors of a higher consciousness and we invite you to use our image, this illusion of form, as a symbol and as a way to connect with the greater universal consciousness ~ our physical bodies are here on your planet because your race is currently very focused on physicality ~ in service to humanity and our own spiritual paths we created a physical form to lead you into non-physical reality ~ if it serves as a symbol for you of our oneness, we are pleased ~ as you see our whale forms in the ocean, focus on our higher spiritual reality, move far beyond the collective unconscious and enter a state of pure awareness ~ we will meet you there as it is your 'home' too ~ it is the place of the whale matrix, the single, vast, connective field of our minds ~ it is the place where we harness the power of oneness, span the galaxies, merge with divine consciousness and become illuminated ~~</strong></span></span></span></p><br /><p><span><span>&nbsp;</span></span><span><span><strong>&nbsp;</strong></span></span><span><span><strong><span><span>...You had become lost and</span>&nbsp;</span>confused by thoughts of separation and duality ~ we knew that you would develop technology and that this technology would grow monstrous and overcome you ~ we knew all this from the beginning but we were told wisely by masters, teachers, prophets and sages that the very best thing we could do was to develop our own consciousness and that, in turn, would contribute to your evolution as a species ~ this process has already begun ~ for many years, even before we arrived on the Earth, we have been beaming toward you ~ we found beings among you who are receptive to our beaming ~ in your culture they have become some of your teachers, prophets, saints, sages and wise people ~ we have begun to influence the development of your culture without interfering with your sacred freedom and we beam only to those who will accept us ~~ &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </strong></span></span></p><br /><p><span>&nbsp;</span><span><span><strong>Now, more and more people are accepting us whales ~ we are currently very concerned about the ecology of the planet because you have the power to destroy Mother Earth ~ we have special beings among us now who do nothing but beam continuously to your buildings, your homes, your land, and your people ~ they beam to those who can accept, to those who will accept the knowledge that we are a contiguous, interconnected whole ~ our species and yours are related ~ our species is in danger because of yours, and your species is in danger ~ our beaming has been amplified, and your reception has also been amplified ~ we want to be part of your planet&rsquo;s freedom from your own misdirection, and from the misuse of energy and thoughts ~~ </strong></span></span></p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><br /><p><span>...After millions and millions years of evolution, us biological entities, that humankind have called cetaceans, or whales and dolphins, have developed sentience and forms of intelligence that reach far beyond your limited linear processing and intellectualized reality paradigms ~~</span></p><br /><p><span>&nbsp;</span></p><br /><p><span>...Whales and dolphins have evolved sensory apparatus for millions of millennia and have had free reign on this water planet, an abundance of food, no predators for the most part and our primary activities consist of playing, eating and&nbsp;love ~ (hmm, not a bad life after all hehe) ~~&nbsp;</span></p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><br /><p>note: Our aquatic cousins have lived in perfect harmony and balance for eons ~ we can learn from them but the fact of the matter is we know next to nothing about this sublime species of mammal that chose to leave the land and go into the ocean about fifty million years ~~</p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><br /><p><span>...Us cetaceans possess consciousness on an entirely different level than humans ~ our complex brains and stems are larger and more convoluted than yours ~ neurophysiologists rightly believe that indicates a high intelligence and&nbsp;although humans have been unable to establish a way of speaking to dolphins, captive dolphins have learned many human words ~~</span></p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><br /><p>...We evolved the ability to be completely aware of every moment of our existence through the biological imperative, breathing ~ we are conscious breathers and have the capability of shutting down portions of our large brains in order to rest ~ we have developed the ability to be half asleep while the other half keeps an eye out and surfaces to take the next gulp of air ~ we are totally present and aware at all time ~~</p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><br /><p><span>...Humankind struggles against all kinds of distractions in your materialistic world and only end up with about 10% cognitive awareness even on a good day ~ the rest of the time they are simply walking in their sleep ~ unconscious of the world around them even while they drive a car ~~</span></p><br /><p><span>&nbsp;</span></p><br /><p><span>...We have developed ways and means to deal with a much wider spectrum of waveforms/frequencies than humankind can ever imagine ~ </span></p><br /><p><span>&nbsp;</span></p><br /><p><span>...These subtle realms are beyond your ability to measure and for the most part itz beyond your general comprehension ~ we have access to other dimensions of existence beyond your restricted notions of a fixed universe of time and space ~~</span></p><br /><p><span>...Mathematic models demonstrate multiple dimensions of nine, twenty-seven, sixty-four and more ~ some even describe thousands of possible dimensions while others advocate an infinite number of alternative realities or a multiverse ~ the really cool part about this iz that dolphins and whales seem to have accessed these realms from a nonintellectual approach ~~</span></p><br /><p><span>&nbsp;</span></p><br /><p><span>Not&#42;&#42; Their intelligence stems from the heartbrain ~ that is to say that&nbsp;they understand and react to the world around them from an intuitive based intelligence that has demonstrated itself to go far beyond what is considered simply instinctual&nbsp;~ they've given us evidence of a high social order with vast and complex communication systems and they've demonstrated empathic and telepathic abilities as well as hints of intelligence beyond our capacity to even measure ~ therefore it would make sense that they operate on an entirely different level of consciousness than humans ~~</span></p><br /><p><span>Scientists, using their precious logic systems to measure intelligence&nbsp;have&nbsp;so far only tried to talk down to this species ~ if anything whales and dolphins demonstrate the next step in our human evolution&nbsp;and it's our task to raise our level of awareness before communication is possible ~ the inherent tools we have for this are intuition and imagination,&nbsp;both of which have been sorely underestimated in our society ~~</span></p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><br /><p><span>Whales and dolphins &nbsp;have been trying to help us ~ many people who have been in the water with dolphins have reported an exhilaration of mind and a quickening of spirit unlike anything else ~ many have felt entire perceptual shifts and healing sensations on the subtle levels of their energy bodies ~ dolphins quite naturally balance the energy centers known as Chakras and by doing so open up our expansive levels of consciousness ~~</span></p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><br /><p>Their influence goes beyond physical contact as well&nbsp;and have infiltrated our cultural matrix over the past half-century ~ we see them portrayed as having intelligence in popular movies like 'Free Willy', 'Castaway', and &lsquo;Whale Rider&rsquo; ~~</p><br /><p><span>Such synchronicities are not to be ignored and it indicates we're moving towards a new understanding of the world and ourselves and indicates that we may now be ready to accept that another sentient race besides our own inhabits this water planet ~ in doing so I believe it will help us realize the interconnectivity of all life on this precious Planet Ocean ~~</span></p><br /><p><span>We've been laboring in this birthing process for over fifty years and the cetaceans are undoubtedly acting as our midwives to this next level of thinking and being ~ they're showing us that higher consciousness is as available as the air we breathe ~ it's simply a matter to live and breathe consciously ~ and remember to smile while you're at it hehehe&nbsp; ~~</span></p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 14:28:31 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Tony Fields</dc:creator>
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			<title>my God i trust  and never doubt...</title>
			<link>http://www.newtribez.net/blessy/blog/my-god-i-trust-and-never-doubt/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><span>Me: God, can I ask You a question?</span><br /><br /><span>God: Sure</span><br /><br /><span>Me: Promise You won't get mad</span><br /><span title="text_exposed_show">... ...<br />God: I promise<br /><br />Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?<br /><br />God:</span></p>...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span>Me: God, can I ask You a question?</span><br /><br /><span>God: Sure</span><br /><br /><span>Me: Promise You won't get mad</span><br /><span title="text_exposed_show">... ...<br />God: I promise<br /><br />Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?<br /><br />God: What do u mean?<br /><br />Me: Well, I woke up late<br /><br />God: Yes<br /><br />Me: My car took forever to start<br /><br />God: Okay<br /><br />Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong &amp; I had to wait<br /><br />God: Huummm<br /><br />Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call<br /><br />God: All right<br /><br />Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager &amp; relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?<br /><br />God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning &amp; I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that<br /><br />Me (humbled): OH<br /><br />GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.<br /><br />Me: (ashamed)<br /><br />God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick &amp; I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.<br /><br />Me (embarrassed):Okay<br /><br />God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.<br /><br />Me (softly): I see God<br /><br />God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.<br /><br />Me: I'm Sorry God<br /><br />God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good &amp; the bad.<br /><br />Me: I will trust You.<br /><br />God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.<br /><br />Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.<br /><br />God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...<br />(Repost) Sorry Lord God if i doubted you. Thank you for everything, I will never doubt your plan for us, cuz your timing is always perfect. A lot of faith is all we need. We Love you <img src="http://www.newtribez.net/file/pic/emoticon/default/happy.png" alt="Happy" title="Happy" title="v_middle" /></span></p>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 03:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Blessy Nordyke</dc:creator>
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			<title>When is a musician supposed to make music?</title>
			<link>http://www.newtribez.net/Gregg/blog/when-is-a-musician-supposed-to-make-music/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>I recently received an email from a musician member who posed a very interesting question...</p><br /><p><em>&ldquo;It is becoming extremely difficult to juggle all the sit</em></p>...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recently received an email from a musician member who posed a very interesting question...</p><br /><p><em>&ldquo;It is becoming extremely difficult to juggle all the sites and I have been doing it only for a month and having to be on Facebook, Reverbnation and MySpace is taking up way more time than I like - when is a musician supposed to make music?&rdquo;</em></p><br /><p>NewTribeZ recognise that it can be difficult to balance time between sites and it is for this reason that NewTribeZ empowers its members to cross post from NewTribeZ to Facebook, MySpace, LinkedIn and many other sites. This means that a post made in NewTribeZ will, with your approval, be sent to other sites that you are member of thereby keeping your fiends / fans on those sites updated on your status all done from one status post.</p><br /><p>You can also share photos and music in the same manner.</p><br /><p>NewTribeZ.net empowering you to make a difference</p>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 06:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Greg Gibson</dc:creator>
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			<title>Hard Rock Rising</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The Electric SunKings have entered the competition to get to Hyde Park in London for a gig. At this point we need people to go to the Sydney Hard Rock</p>...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Electric SunKings have entered the competition to get to Hyde Park in London for a gig. At this point we need people to go to the Sydney Hard Rock Cafe Facebook site and do a 'like' Later on there will be voting taking place to get bands to Sydney for a play in front of a judging panel. Of course, this is only for bands deemed to be local to Sydney...yeah you got it there is no Hard Rock Cafe in Melbourne or let alone Ballarat. Voting, when it takes place, will only be for residents from Australia..and our good friends overseas will have to vote at one of the other 85 Hard Rock Cafe sites. If any of that doesn't make sense, and probably none of it does, then please go to http://www.facebook.com/hardrockcafesydney and everything will be explained... <img src="http://www.newtribez.net/file/pic/emoticon/default/smile.png" alt="Smile" title="Smile" title="v_middle" /> Thank you for your attention and do hope that our friends here on NewTribeZ do get behind their 'local' bands/artists that are involved in this competition.. Have a good one Cheers n Peace</p>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 02:31:25 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Allen Jones</dc:creator>
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			<title>The Australian version of Twas The Night Before Christmas....</title>
			<link>http://www.newtribez.net/Gregg/blog/the-australian-version-of-twas-the-night-before-christmas/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>The Australian version of Twas The Night Before Christmas....</p><br /><p><br /><span>'Twas the night before christmas;</span><br /><span>there wasn't a sound.</span><br /><span>Not a possum was stirring; no-one </span></p>...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Australian version of Twas The Night Before Christmas....</p><br /><p><br /><span>'Twas the night before christmas;</span><br /><span>there wasn't a sound.</span><br /><span>Not a possum was stirring; no-one was around.&nbsp;</span><br /><span title="text_exposed_show">We'd left on the table<br />some tucker and beer,<br />Hoping that Santa Claus<br />soon would be here;&nbsp;<br />We children were snuggled up safe in our beds,<br />While dreams of pavlova danced 'round in our heads;&nbsp;<br />And Mum in her nightie,&nbsp;<br />and Dad in his shorts,<br />Had just settled down to watch TV sports.&nbsp;<br />When outside the house<br />a mad ruckus arose;<br />Loud squeaking and banging<br />woke us from our doze.<br />We ran to the screen door,<br />peeked cautiously out,<br />snuck onto the deck,<br />then let out a shout.&nbsp;<br />Guess what had woken us up from our snooze,<br />But a rusty old ute<br />pulled by eight mighty 'roos.<br />The cheerful man driving<br />was giggling with glee,<br />And we both knew at once<br />who this plump bloke must be.&nbsp;<br />Now, I'm telling the truth<br />it's all dinki-di,<br />Those eight kangaroos fairly soared through the sky.&nbsp;<br />Santa leaned out the window&nbsp;<br />to pull at the reins,<br />And encouraged the 'roos,&nbsp;<br />by calling their names.&nbsp;<br />'Now, Kylie! Now, Kirsty!<br />Now, Shazza and Shane!<br />On Kipper! On, Skipper!<br />On, Bazza and Wayne!<br />Park up on that water tank.<br />Grab a quick drink,<br />I'll scoot down the gum tree.<br />Be back in a wink!'&nbsp;<br />So up to the tank those eight kangaroos flew,<br />With the ute full of toys,<br />and Santa Claus too.<br />He slid down the gum tree<br />and jumped to the ground,<br />Then in through the window<br />he sprang with a bound.&nbsp;<br />He had bright sunburned cheeks<br />and a milky white beard.<br />A jolly old joker<br />was how he appeared.<br />He wore red stubby shorts<br />and old thongs on his feet,<br />And a hat of deep crimson<br />as shade from the heat.&nbsp;<br />His eyes - bright as opals -<br />Oh! how they twinkled!<br />And, like a goanna,<br />his skin was quite wrinkled!<br />His shirt was stretched over<br />a round bulging belly<br />Which shook when he moved,<br />like a plate full of jelly.&nbsp;<br />A fat stack of prezzies<br />he flung from his back,<br />And he looked like a swaggie<br />unfastening his pack.<br />He spoke not a word,<br />but bent down on one knee,<br />To position our goodies<br />beneath the yule tree.&nbsp;<br />Surfboard and footy-ball shapes<br />for us two.<br />And for Dad, tongs to use<br />on the new barbeque.<br />A mysterious package<br />he left for our Mum,<br />Then he turned and he winked<br />and he held up his thumb;&nbsp;<br />He strolled out on deck and his 'roos<br />came on cue;<br />Flung his sack in the back and prepared to shoot through.<br />He bellowed out loud<br />as they swooped past the gates-&nbsp;<br />'MERRY CHRISTMAS to all,<br />and goodonya, MATES!'</span></p>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 23:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Greg Gibson</dc:creator>
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			<title>Useful Tips on Life</title>
			<link>http://www.newtribez.net/VanAllen/blog/useful-tips-on-life/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<div>&nbsp;Life isn't fair, but it's still good.<br />2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.<br />3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.<br />4. Your job won</div>...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>&nbsp;Life isn't fair, but it's still good.<br />2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.<br />3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.<br />4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.<span>..<br />5. Pay off your credit cards every month.<br />6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.<br />7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.<br />8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.<br />9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.<br />10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.<br />11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.<br />12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.<br />13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.<br />14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.<br />15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.<br />16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.<br />17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.<br />18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.<br />19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.<br />20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.<br />21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie.Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.<br />22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.<br />23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.<br />24. The most important sex organ is the brain.<br />25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.<br />26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?'<br />27. Always choose life.<br />28. Forgive everyone everything.<br />29. What other people think of you is none of your business.<br />30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.<br />31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.<br />32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.<br />33. Believe in miracles.<br />34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.<br />35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.<br />36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.<br />37. Your children get only one childhood.<br />38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.<br />39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.<br />40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.<br />41. Envy is a waste of time... You already have all you need.<br />42. The best is yet to come...<br />43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.<br />44. Yield.<br />45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift</span></div><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><br /><div>&nbsp;</div><br /><p><span style="color: #888888;">--&nbsp;</span></p>]]></content:encoded>
			<guid>http://www.newtribez.net/VanAllen/blog/useful-tips-on-life/</guid>
			<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 04:19:26 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Vanessa Allen</dc:creator>
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			<title>Cow Government</title>
			<link>http://www.newtribez.net/Gregg/blog/cow-government/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<p id="yui_3_2_0_1_1324173092939385">Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.&nbsp;<br /><br />Pure Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn w</p>...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p id="yui_3_2_0_1_1324173092939385">Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.&nbsp;<br /><br />Pure Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. The government gives you a glass of milk.&nbsp;<br /><br />Bureaucratic Socialism: Your cows are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you should need.&nbsp;<br /><br />Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.&nbsp;<br /><br />Pure Communism: You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker about who has the most "ability" and who has the most "need." Meanwhile, no one works, no one gets any milk, and the cows drop dead of starvation.&nbsp;<br /><br />Russian Communism: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal back as much as you can and sell it on the black market.&nbsp;<br /><br />Perestroika: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the Mafia takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the "free market."&nbsp;<br /><br />Cambodian Communism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.&nbsp;<br /><br />Pure Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.&nbsp;<br /><br />Representative Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.&nbsp;<br /><br />Bureaucratic Democracy: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.&nbsp;<br /><br />Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.&nbsp;<br /><br />Bankers' Capitalism: You don't have any cows. The bank will not lend you money to buy cows, because you don't have any cows to put up as collateral.&nbsp;<br /><br />Surrealism: You have two polka-dotted giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 06:24:07 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Greg Gibson</dc:creator>
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			<title>The Modern Toolbox</title>
			<link>http://www.newtribez.net/Gregg/blog/the-modern-toolbox-2/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<p id="yui_3_2_0_1_1324173092939370">Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on ones enemies. Modern hammers are used to inflict pain on oneself.&nbsp;<br /><br />Screwdriver - The dri</p>...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p id="yui_3_2_0_1_1324173092939370">Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on ones enemies. Modern hammers are used to inflict pain on oneself.&nbsp;<br /><br />Screwdriver - The drink ordered at the local bar after you call in a professional repairman to undo the $500 in damage you did while trying to change out a light socket with your handy screwdriver.<br /><br />Phillips Screwdriver - The bar drink that you order when the damage estimate is over id="mce_marker",000. Contains twice the vodka.&nbsp;<br /><br />Pliers - A device used to extend your reach the necessary few inches when you drop a one-of-a-kind screw down behind the new wall it took you two weeks to install.&nbsp;<br /><br />Multi-Pliers - Contain a handy assortment of sharp and dangerous tools. Best left in its leather sheath and worn on a homeowners belt to increase testosterone levels.&nbsp;<br /><br />Electronic Stud Finder - An annoying device that never goes off when you point it at yourself.&nbsp;<br /><br />Halogen Light - A worklight that lights up your backyard with the incandescence of a football stadium, causing you to cast a heavy shadow over the area you're working on so that you need to use a flashlight anyway.&nbsp;<br /><br />Cordless Drill - A device that lessens your chance of electrocution 90% over a standard plug-in tool.&nbsp;<br /><br />Cordless Telephone - The handyman's 911.&nbsp;<br /><br />Air Compressor - A mechanical device similar in principal to harnessing the power of your mother-in-laws nagging complaints and using the resulting airflow to blast old paint off the side of the house.&nbsp;<br /><br />Chainsaw - Allows you to cut your way out of the shed that you accidentally built completely around yourself.&nbsp;<br /><br />Vise Grips - A pair of helping hands that doesn't critique the job you're doing or offer advice.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 06:21:31 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Greg Gibson</dc:creator>
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			<title>Time Honored Truths</title>
			<link>http://www.newtribez.net/Gregg/blog/time-honored-truths/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. <br /> <br /> One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. <br /> <br /> One nice thing about egotists: They</p>...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. <br /> <br /> One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. <br /> <br /> One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. <br /> <br /> To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it. <br /> <br /> The older you get, the better you realize you were. <br /> <br /> I doubt, therefore I might be. <br /> <br /> Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.</p><br /><p>If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? <br /> <br /> If God dropped acid, would he see people? <br /> <br /> If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? <br /> <br /> If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? <br /> <br /> If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? <br /> <br /> If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? <br /> <br /> If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? <br /> <br /> Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?</p><br /><p>Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? <br /> <br /> Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? <br /> <br /> Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. <br /> <br /> If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? <br /> <br /> A fool and his money are soon partying.</p><br /><p>Women like silent men, they think they're listening. <br /> <br /> Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. <br /> <br /> Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. <br /> <br /> If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? <br /> <br /> Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? </p>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 10:34:03 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Greg Gibson</dc:creator>
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			<title>the window....</title>
			<link>http://www.newtribez.net/blessy/blog/the-window/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>A young couple moves into new neighborhood.The next morning,while they are eating breakfast,the young woman sees her neighbor hang the wash outside.</p><br /><p>T</p>...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A young couple moves into new neighborhood.The next morning,while they are eating breakfast,the young woman sees her neighbor hang the wash outside.</p><br /><p>The laundry is not very clean.she said,she doesn't know how to wash correctly.perhaps she needs better laundry soap.</p><br /><p>Her husband,looked on,but remained silent.Everytime her neighbor would hang her wash to dry,the young woman would make the same comment.</p><br /><p>About one month later,the woman was surprised&nbsp;&nbsp; to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband " Look " She has learned how to wash correctly.I wonder who taught her this.</p><br /><p>The husband said," I got up early this morning.And cleaned our windows. "</p><br /><p>And so it is with life:</p><br /><p>" What we see when watching others depends on the purity of the window through which we look.Before we give any criticism,it might be a good idea to check our state of mind and ask ourselves if we are ready to see the good rather than to be looking for something in the person we are about to judge."</p>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 04:59:51 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Blessy Nordyke</dc:creator>
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